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dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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