All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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