Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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