Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
how drunk are you?
Several
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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