Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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