I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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