Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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