What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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