pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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