I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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