I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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