she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
