she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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