i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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