Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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