If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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