You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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