my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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