are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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