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(218): View more from Minnesota

Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts

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(817): View more from Texas

Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.

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(817): View more from Texas

Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?

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(813): View more from Florida

im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.

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(863): View more from Florida

In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.

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(602): View more from Arizona

The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

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(734): View more from Michigan

When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.

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