You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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