matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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