i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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