biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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