You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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