they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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