dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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