she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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