Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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