What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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