just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
