we're blogging at a bar
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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