i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we're making bets on your personal life
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The air was thick with penises
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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