she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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