hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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