So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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