He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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