Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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