I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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