what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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