I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I know her cup size but not her name....
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