we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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