As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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