well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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