it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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