I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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