I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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