But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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