Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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