Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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