you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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