I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Fuck appropriateness.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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