So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
