i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
They took my balls.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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