: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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