i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Pants are for mortals
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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