Where are you?
In a non slutty way
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Everyone says I win the strip club
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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