Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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