gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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