chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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